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“The sprouts are au naturel ,” Gran announced, carrying a steaming bowl to the table with the proud, unsteady gait of a woman who had given up on slippers in 1987. “Just like the chef.”

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“Rudolph with the red foreskin !” Gran cackled, slapping her knee. The slap echoed slightly differently against bare flesh. “The sprouts are au naturel ,” Gran announced,