"The warmth felt amazing for about five seconds. Then, because of the water pressure compressing the suit, the liquid was forced upward. By the time I surfaced and unzippered the suit, the pee had traveled up to my shoulders."
This is a modern classic funny pee story. A woman was working from home. She was on a Zoom call with her boss, but she had her microphone on mute (or so she thought). She muted her video, ran to the bathroom, and left her headset on her desk. Mid-stream, she heard her boss's voice echo through the headset: "Janet? Are you running water? Hello? We can't hear your presentation." Janet screamed "I'M PEEING!" directly into the microphone. The mute button had failed. The entire accounting department heard the flush.
Because Kevin had stood up, the bidet nozzle began spraying wildly into the air, coating the entire bathroom—and Kevin’s clothes—in a fine mist.
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