Script Upd - Shear Madness Play

(pulls out her phone) I’m posting this on Yelp.

(pulls scissors out – they’re rubber) Of course I’m alive. These are prop scissors. I faked my death to frame one of you. See, if you’re in jail, I buy the salon for pennies. shear madness play script upd

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(screams) CHAD’S BEEN MURDERED!

: Actors often collaborate on new jokes and references based on that morning’s news, sports, or local gossip (e.g., jokes about Tom Brady or Florida politics in Tampa productions). Localization I faked my death to frame one of you

Old scripts mentioned rotary phones and telegrams; updated scripts feature TikTok trends, iPhones, and "the cloud."

(whispering to Sam) I’m getting my good scissors.