My Only Bitchy Cousin Is A Yankee-type Guy- The... -
Yeah, that’s my cousin. 🗽➡️🤠
“Bitchy,” on the other hand, is a word my mama still won’t let me use at the dinner table. But let’s be real: some people are just like that . The dictionary defines “bitchy” as “very unpleasant, unfriendly, or rude”—a salesclerk who makes you feel small, an attitude that makes you want to check your own pulse just to make sure you’re still alive. My Only Bitchy Cousin Is a Yankee-Type Guy- The...
My only bitchy cousin is a Yankee-type guy. He is a whirlwind of unsolicited advice, sharp commentary, and, admittedly, remarkable efficiency. While he makes the holidays slightly more stressful, he also keeps things interesting. Yeah, that’s my cousin
The family acted like he’d set fire to the nativity scene. But my only bitchy cousin—this Yankee-type guy—had done something radical. He said the quiet part out loud. While he makes the holidays slightly more stressful,
"It's leftover pie," I said. "Clara left it out there."
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If you’ve got a cousin like mine—the one who corrects your grammar, criticizes your cooking, and shows up to every family function looking like he just stepped off a magazine cover—consider yourself lucky. Because that kind of passion, that kind of engagement, only comes from someone who truly cares.